OXYMORONS

act naturally
Advanced BASIC
bittersweet
butthead
calm wind
cardinal sin
cheerleading scholarship
computer security
clearly ambiguous
clearly confused
clearly misunderstood
comfortably dressed
conservative liberal
constructive attitude
corporate conscience
diet ice cream
even odds
exact estimate
extinct life
fan fatale
found missing
freezer burn
fresh-frozen
friendly fire
good grief
good shit
government organization
guest host
holy war
home office
humanitarian invasion
ill health
industrial park
instant classic
jumbo shrimp
least favorite
legally drunk
light rock
linear curve
liquid gas
little giants
living dead
long briefing
marital bliss
Microsoft Works
mild interest
military intelligence
minor crisis
minor miracle
misanthropic humanitarian
modern history
natural blonde
non-alcoholic beer
non-alcoholic wine
non-dairy creamer
old news
only choice
original copies
paid volunteer
passive aggression
peacekeeper missile
player coach
pretty ugly
randomly organized
real potential
resident alien
rock opera
rolling stop
sad clown
sanitary sewer
same difference
second best
seriously funny
silent scream
socialist market economy
soft rock
software documentation
standard deviation
straight angle
sweet sorrow
synthetic natural gas
taped live
tax returns
terribly enjoyable
terribly pleased
tight slacks
tragic comedy
turbo diesel
twelve-ounce pound cake
unbiased opinion
uncrowned king
united nations
unsung hero
vaguely aware