Wednesday, March 23, 2005

granny heeding garmen's advice

I was Ahmad for my mum and granny who went to visit my sis and little Anastasia Lai Wen Hui at the hospital. My granny was pretty happy about the baby. Ohhhing and ahhhing over the little tot. I was happily reading my newspaper when suddenly.....

Granny held my hand (Cannot run liao) and said (in chinese and I will not attempt to han yu pian yin the conversation...going to do my best direct translation), "Eh you got friend? (her ver of girlfriend) You are not young anymore (I AM 23!!!!), find a good girl, one who will take of your parents. Your dad very old liao, wants to be grandfather. Look at your dad, 25years old get married."

I was too shock to say anything.....

Grams carried on saying, "So you got friend a not? If not I introduce you one. Very good one"

That sentence rocked me. I don't know whether to laugh or respond. So I gave a DEADPANNED face which I love so much on MSN.

Granny introduce who? She does not get out much, she don't hand ard girls ard my age....so introduce who? Please don't tell me Ah ma? Or the aunty who sell fruits to her. And matchmaking?!?!?! OH GOSH!!!

6 comments:

-germ said...

:|

Ryan said...

hahaha !power la ! I tot u like mature woman !? haha
kidding Germ.

Ansley said...

I don't mind sugar mummy....sugar jie jie best! Sugar mei mei also acceptable

BUT NOT SUGAR AH MA!!!!

Ansley said...

Ryan need matchmaking? Ask my granny to introduce u to some babes!

germ said...

germ>ryan: i like old men with gray hair n wear power-suits (office attire)

Ansley said...

kinky....

Sounds like the security guard who patrols ard the hall