Which one are you getting?

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:


The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your
sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.

is is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."


The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex,

This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
at night.


The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex:

This is when you cannot stand your husband any more. He takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone.


And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to
live on.