Those famous last words...

I sms a few of my friends just to let them know my confirmed flight date in case they did not notice my nick on msn.

"....If I was an ass, I apologise...."

Let us look at the replies I have from the highest amout to the least (Paraphrased):

1. You ok? Drunk ah? Why you say until so sad.
2. You are an ass, that is why you are my friend
3. Yeah I know you are an ass
4. No lah, u are not an ass lah.
5. When are we meeting up?
6. I cannot decide if you are an ass

It is pretty safe to say...I am an ass