Sunday, June 11, 2006

Xi Yan

It was lyn's mum's birthday. And the filial kids decided to treat her to dinner at Xi Yan. It is a 3 months long waiting list, this proves how popular this place is. I was asked to fill up the additional seat as there was a minimum reservation requirement (for 6). I read about this place and wanted to make a tasting trip, but realize I will probably never have a chance. Boy was I glad I had to fill in, the experience was...ORGASMIC!

The day finally arrived. We punctually arrived at 38A Criag Road as requested by the restaurant. I gingerly skipped up the stairs lit with candles. My stomach was squealing in anticipation(also because I ate a light lunch). We were welcomed with a red board with the name of the place written in gold.
We stepped into a area filled with 5 tables (Each table seats 10-12 people) only. I sat down and stared at this little menu infront of me. No choices were given, the menu just plainly wrote the 12 course feast we were about to receive. The name of the dishes never gave too much information of the dish, but did not give any flowery description. The jasmine tea served was very fragant, very few places give such quality tea.
King crab & sashimi salad with 2 sauces
The appetizer was placed on the lazy suzy and before I could tuck in, the waiter went on to explain how the dish was done, highlighted the unique area of the dish and suggested how to consume our dinner. The waiter took a little time to get use to as he spoke with a little fake accent.
2 sauces, the one on the left is the mint sauce and the one on the far right is the balacan sauce. The middle is the usual wasabi. The mint sauce is THE BOMB. It went really well with the sashimi. Infact it was so good, I did not even bother with the wasabi. The balacan sauce was a little too overpowering for my liking. The sashimi was very fresh and the greens were tangy and tasty.

The executive chef (very young and down to earth guy) came out later to have a chat with us. He even told us the mint sauce was made of fish sauce, calamansi juice, sugar, a pinch of salt, some melted butter, fresh mint leaves blended together. How about that? No secret at all.

Japanese tomatoes in sesame sauce
This dish has my vote for the best dish of the night. The huge tomatoes were flown in from Japan and dressed in sesame sauce. The sauce made up of sesame oil, sesame seeds and some wasabi. The combination was perfect. Not too overpowering sesame taste yet with a refreshing feel from the tomatoes. You can taste the slight wasabi lingering in your tongue.
Cold Tofu Pork Floss
This is a simple yet delectable dish. The silky soft tofu was fl was covered with a layer of fried shallots, pork floss and topped with salted egg yolk. The sauce main ingredients were light soya sauce and sesame oil.

fermented bean curd fried oysters
The waiter informed us the use of red fermented bean curd from Hong Kong (the other kind is salty). He added that this was the last of the appetizer. That gave me a shock, I mean after 4 dish and u tell me I am still at the appetizer?!? Each one took 2-3 pieces and the dish was gone in less than 5 mins. The bean curd was wrapped around the oyster and fried, giving it the soft on the inside, crispy on the outside (which by the way is how a lot of the dishes are done here). A really interesting mixture of sweetness and oyster taste. Great way to end the starters.


Ginger balacan roasted chicken
This look like the typical dish served at a Chinese dinner. The waiter emphasised that the chicken was tender on the inside and crispy on the outside. The chicken was marinated with balacan and accompanied by a home made Thai sauce. I thought the chicken was not was juicy, but the crispy skin was done just nice. The balacan flavour was somewhat missing, got to try very hard to get the marination. But the Thai sauce was great. The chef really know his sauces!


Salivating Pork
The zhao pai cai (famous dish) comes in mild, medium or spicy. The waiter suggested medium as some people even think that is too hot to handle. I was a little surprise lyn's family followed his advice as the are a family who love their chili. True enough, it was not spicy to us.

This dish came in 3 distinct parts. Century eggs, pork boiled in ginger and Japanese yam noodles. The sauce was a mixture of chili oil, soy sauce, sesame sauce, peanuts and sesame seeds were added for texture. The sauce had a tinge of spiciness with light saltiness. It complimented well with the springy noodles and simple yet tender port. The century egg helped to neutralise the taste, such that every mouthful was a new experience. I really like that noodles, probably could eat it with the sauce only.

We are halfway done with the dinner! I am 3/4 filled. I want to add that by this point, I felt there was too much sesame in the full course of dinner. I like sesame, infact I add it to my maggi noodles. But the constant taste of it becomes a little numbing.
Fried Lemongrass shrimp paste grouper
The waiter mentioned that this is a variation of the usual shrimp paste chicken and stressed that the fish was very fresh, so fresh it came to the restaurant alive. I was flabbergasted when he mentioned that as I stared at the fish. Why did they fry a fresh fish? The reason given was 60% of the nutrients will be lost if they steam the fish.

The fish was indeed very fresh. I like the light taste of the shrimp paste and crisp skin (Yet another soft on the inside, crispy on the outside). This dish was done perfectly, you can taste the fish at its natural goodness without the fishy smell. The sides of pomelo mix with onions and tangy lime was brilliant.


Crab roe glutinous rice.
This is the last main course. I did not find anything special about the dish. The rice was tasty but the crab meat was a little too dry for my liking. But then again, it is not the crab but the crab roe. Let me tell you, the crab roe was in abundance. Thick and bright orange. This dish is good when you mix all together and eat.
Fruit intermezzon in plum sauce
This was done to clear the palates like French cusines. Really interesting idea to soak the fruits in plum sauce. It was a nice break as I was about to burst! Very refreshing dish!


Coconut Chicken Soup
The waiter served each of us a bowl of chicken soup and introduce it to us as.....
"Here is the coconut chicken soup"

The shortest introduction of the night. A little too sweet for my liking, probably because of the coconut. But still it is good, what is a meal without soup right?

For the picture.....just imagine a bowl of chicken soup.

Young and old happy news
This is probably the most cryptic dish name. We were all guessing what it will be. It turned out to be baby kailan with raddish. The simplicity of the dish probably caught us off guard. The explanation given was when the old (raddish) meets the young (baby kailan), it signifies a reunion, so its happy news.

Simple greens, stir fired and filled with the flavours. But I thought it was a little too salty.

Dragon fruit sorbet
The dessert was sorbet made of red dragon fruit sprinkled with diced white dragon fruit. I like white dragon fruit because it has a subtle sweetness to it. But the red dragon fruit is an acquired taste which even I myself have not taken to. It was still an interesting concept.
The dinner ended with the executive chef serving us a cocktail himself (pretty young). It was a shot of lime, honey and whiskey which I thought was done perfectly. A fitting way to end the exquisite dinner.


Done??? Not yet! Since it was Lyn's mum's birthday, the restaurant whipped up a special birthday cake - The Bomb of Alaska. The waiter lit the alcohol and 'bombed' the sides of the cake. A magnificent view, too bad the camera did not capture it.

The cake was simply chocolate ice cream on a crispy bottom topped with cream which is lightly burned on the outside. The texture and taste of the heated cream was exactly like marshmellow.

That truly marked the end of a 2 and a half hour, 12 course dinner. Most of the dishes were simple, prepared with innovative methods and clever use of sauces. Lovely food.

The damage....$100 nett per person










The Jong that never came

A old friend MSN me about a trip to dive Singapore waters. Wondering what is there to see, or can you even see in the murky green waters of Singapore? Well, the average visibility is abt 3m. Check this out http://thebluetempeh.blogspot.com for more information of diving in Singapore.

If he said diving at Pulau Hantu, I would have said no or some other time. But he tempted me with a dive at Pulau Jong. I heard that is the best Singapore dive site and I seldom or never ever heard anyone offering to dive there. Though the price was slightly more expensive than the usual, I was game. Plus I get to dive with very good gears.

All was set till the night before abt 11.55pm, he called and said "Sorry man....logistic error so cannot go. How about next weekend"

Argh, I was pretty hyped to dive cause of the dive site. (I managed to get the diving bug out of me). Sigh....at least I got to watch the world cup in peace.

SMS

I needed to collect my dive logbook from Ping cos I wanted to dive in Pulau Jong (more on that later). So I decided to grab it from her place since I was nearby. Sms her for her address...here's how the sms went

"Tell the taxi XXXX Road. E lane to YYYY place. When you see the word AHEAD, then stop"

So the conversation between me and the uncle driver (and lyn) went like this.
*note the taxi driver is speacking in chinese

Me: "Uncle, XXXX Road. E Lane to YYYY place."

Taxi: "XXXX Road. What is E lane? YYYY place I know."

Me: "My friend sms me that, not too sure also"

Lyn took a look at my handphone.
Lyn: "That is THE lah, not E"

Me: "Oh....stupid Ping"


Moral of the story....when you give directions through text messages, dont use short form.

Friday, June 09, 2006

4 years...

WORLD CUP!!!!!!

Here is to sleepless nights and lifelessness

Lucky in uni?

I have always beeen pretty lucky when it comes to university administrations. Manage to secures top 3 choices for my halls (Ahem...with some 'help' at times). Manage to get my perfect timetable almost everytime! I even got an Internship which gave me a decent allowance, though the job sucks.

So when it came to Final Year Project (FYP), I registered without much thought. Given 10 choices, I selected 5 (all hardware) and another 2-3 projects (just in case). The last 2 choices I just selected which ever projects I was seeing on screen at that time. I mean, if the algorithm was to maximise students' top 3 choices and there are TEN choice, I don't think I will get anything below my top 5 choices.

So how lucky am I....

I got my......LAST CHOICE.

I checked, re-checked, triple checked. I kept clicking the refresh button, but nothing changed. I got some project dealing with software programming of a autofocusing system. Well done, I hate software, I hate dealing with anything graphics or fourier transform and my project encompasses both.

I defend myself for making the last 2 choices by selecting whatever is on screen. There are tons of projects to see, 3/4 of which I did not understand what the explaination was about. I was tired and thought luck was on my side. Apparently not! 10 choices and I got the freaking last one!!!

Arghh!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Highs and lows

I missed the session on friday for a trip to the land of the geeks. And I regretted every single second of it. How can that be compared to the every stroke I receive? I miss the orgasmic highs when the right spots are hit. The grunts and the moans..... how could I even think of giving those up for the PC show.

Then came another chance to sneak a session inbetween our busy life. A quicky before the day starts. I had a late night before and struggled to wake up. But the thought of the chase, the game, the play and the high sprung me out of bed.

I changed with a shiver of anticipation. I hurried off to the secret location for the action filled, heart pumping activity.

I was on the bus thinking of what I will be getting later. The thoughts filled me whole and my legs tingle. I wet my lips as I imagined the smashes and the pushes I will be giving.

The phone rang...I picked it up and...

"Eh Ansley....I forgot to bring the tennis balls. Don't think can play liao rite?"

"............."


dammn.

Wat the!!!!

The stupid NTU subject registration instructions has got to be the world's most confusing instructions!

What the !@#$#@^%^#$^%#$%^

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

How do you know

How do you know you are way too crazy abt diving?

Recall the MRT announcement in different languages to call 999 incase of emergency?

"Similan similan similan" = 999 to a normal person

"Similan similan similan" = Great dive site, I want to go dive there, Great dive site to a diving addict.


I seriously hope this will fade away with time (I don't foresee anymore diving). I have not been addicted to something so badly since GTA came out on PS2, since Super Mario, since playing better tennis, since....actually since many more things!

Friday, May 12, 2006

Trends

Try this

Key in things like hmmm....."tammy"????

Advance dive and a little more

Before I go into a picture galore of my advance diving trip. I shall try to educate my dive buddy. In response to Ping's long entry....there is no fish, its a nudibranch! See the red circle in the first picture! And those corals are called tabletop corals.
So I decided to take my advance diving certification along with some leisure dives. That should give me enough diving to last me till end of the year. Diving is darn expensive, but worth a try. This time I took the bus/ferry route. Oh my, 4 hours in a van and 4 hours on a ferry to the island is no joke. It really tested my conviction to continue diving. We even had to give a welcome 'gift' to the Malaysia Policemen who stopped us for no apparent reason. Perhaps there is a rule that a 8 seater van can only have 6 people?

We stepped onto island at 5am, dragged ourselves to the room to get some proper rest. The only good part of it all, the rooms are much better than the Live onboard.

Welcome Pulau Dayang, hello sunshine and sea! We had some time to play beach volleyball. I think it was JC since I last played this game? We could have won the game, but I had a "STAR PLAYER" in my team, who also happens to be my dive buddy.

Here are some pictures of the world underwater. Did not take the pictures, stole them from lyn - First time underwater photographer.

This shell thingy was moving slowly while we were doing our night dive.

See the black fishes....they were TINY!!! Some where even about half a centimeter.
I think that is a goat fish. It sure looks like it has a goatee
This is a nudibranch I see pretty often that it is no longer a novelty. There thosands of different spieces and more are being discovered. Fact:They are carnivorous! Fact:They are often molested by ping.
Lobster....
Clown fish aka Nemo. They are everywhere, but you don't often get two looking straight into the camera. Say CHEESE!!!Here is the best shot taken by a new Underwater photographer. It was during the night dive and clever use of the torch to hightlight the starfish.


Below are underwater photos I took from alvin. He is a serious underwater photographer. He has a big stobe with a very good digital camera. Coupled with lots of diving experience, you can see the difference in picture quality.

Yellow-tailed barracudas. I saw a big school of it went I was doing my safety stop at Rayner's Rock. Pretty surreal!
Flabellina looks a little like dragon. I saw a couple of these during my dives. Lovely!
White-eyed Moray eel. I even got a chanve to take pictures of it, but my instructor has not sent me what I took. The eel I saw was up a huge coral formation. So I had to float in the middle of nowhere to get the pictures. Why was I so stable? Cause Ping was so excited she literally grab me and force me to take pictures of it. Scorpion fish...saw a few of these too. Very well hidden critter!

Nudibranch, the exact same kind that ping tormented during our basic open water course!
This has got to be my favourite finds during this trip. Saw the juvenile yellowbox fish twice durin g the trip. It is abt 2cm only. Scuttering around here and there. It is very hard to get a clear look at it! Everytime I see this photo, I feel like squishing it! haha!
Hermit crab also known at junction 8 as HAHA crabs. They are actually selling hermit crabs for $40. I think I should catch some back and start my own! And the hermit crabs I see in the water a HUGE compared to those at j8!
Barred moray eel. I saw this fellow too. Well hidden under a flat rock with only a small opening. Just so happen I decided to peek into that hole and VIOLA! But it was pretty shy, did not shoot out like the picture below!
Here is the whole group, bunch of leisure divers, open water students, 4 advance students, Dive master trainee and instructors. Very fun group, filled with snacks, drinks, vollyball, chats and jokes.

The guy in white is my instructor. 4 of us took the advance open water course. The jap girl is sleeping I guess. She has this ability to sleep anywhere. She will just plonk herself somewhere and knockout, even better than me! I must say that Jap girl is very interesting. She had already bagpacked central USA, Australia and decided to stay in Singapore after a short trip over here.

Ypu must be wondering if Ping poked, molested anymore critters this time round. The below picture says it all.
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Ping is a little more careful now since she got bitten the last time round which led to 50 antibiotics and a jab. Without a pointer and gloves, she resorted to using her Fins to "lightly" touch the creatures (lightly is what she use to justify her actions). During night dives, she will use her torchlight as the pointer. Jabbing anything that interests her. She was so excited when she saw a turtle, she practically almost hung onto its shell! *smacks forehead*

All in all, it was a lovely trip other than getting drifted away from my instructor who was tending to the jap girl. I still don't agree with my instructor's way of handling the situation. But that is another story for another time. (Dammn tired already)

Here is a poem I saw on the forum. Condolences to the family of the guy who passed away while diving a Sipada

Carson Ray (1989)

If I should die beneath the sea

Whatever the circumstance may be

I only ask that you not cry

For such a lucky one was I.

But rather weep for those alive

Who know not what it is to dive

Into the planet's liquid heart

And of God's ocean be a part.

For even Christ must envy all

Who dive along the ocean's wall

Though the wind and sea His will obeys

He only walked along the waves.

And may I ask for one thing more?

A simple cross beside the shore

Below my name inscribe for me

Lost to the earth but found at sea.


Thursday, April 27, 2006

Those eyes



Behind those eyes, tongue and hair....she is a devil!

Friday, April 21, 2006

But I wan to be bedtime or grumpy

Tenderheart Bear
You are thinker, organizer, peacekeeper, and leader all in one. You have a power to command attention and people listen to you. However, you are often so concerned about not hurting others' feelings that you don't tell them what they need to hear and this gets you both into trouble. But you always have loyal friends to help you out.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Pictures

Sneaky cameraman caught me doing a pole dance! haha! I think I was just dazing in a weird position.

Check out the food that I was raving about. There was more food on the other table and a pot full of curry! Yummy!!! The food was good for every meal, so good that Ping had to gorge 3 prata and curry chicken for breakfast.


Try to read what was written on the right side of the whiteboard...Hell has no fury like a man without his beer!

I look a little dumb when I am with the mask. But Aquaman needs his equipments just like how batman needs his!
Don't really want to open my eyes in the sea. I am pretty anal when it comes to my eyes.


Here is the group with the instructor (in blue, sitting with his legs really wide apart).


I am taking some time to upload the pictures cause it is a pain to wait for it to upload.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

bad week

Lunch time.
No lunch for me.
Not in the mood.
Sneaking in some time to vent.

I am having a bad week...

Nitrogen filled body wrecked Monday
Stucked at work killed Tuesday
Problems mess Wednesdays

FUCK

I can't sleep

My name is Ansley Yeo and I am a nitrogen addict....

I want to go dive at
perhentian
redang
aur
similan
manado
wreck dives
and many more.....

I can't stop thinking about it....I am even thinking that tennis is not very fun. Gaming is nothing to me now. I just want to be thrown back to the sea.

Anyone interested in doing Advance Diving soon with me? (Just so I can dive deeper legally)

Monday, April 10, 2006

Long last...

I finally went for my open sea dive. I am a certified aquaman! Now I know why Aqua ASS is so addicted to it. I want to go back to the sea, give me gills so I can stay in the water.

I started my diving experience by being pampared with a Live onboard. Sat on MV Seabourne all the way to Dayang. Lovely experience, no hassle of changing bus and ferry. The food was VERY VERY good. The capt and cook is this guy by the name of Ah Koon (or Ah Goon). He can really whip up really good dishes. Thou he seem to occassionally under cook the chicken. Food, snacks and entertainment was plentiful. (To think I thought diving can help me lose weight, in the end... I gained some weight)

I did not need to dive to see fishes, the water was so clear....I can see the fishes swimming ard when I was on board. Saw a turtle too before I even went down for my first dive. How clear is the water? I spotted a blue spotted sting ray clearly (abt 10m) when I was playing with the snorkle on the water surface.

When you first descend, the feeling of awe just overwhelms you. I feel a certain sense of peace and then suddenly no marine life seems scary. I guess AquaPing took that feeling a little too seriously. She must be lying when she said she is scared of fishes, cause when she was a TERROR. She kept touching everything in her sight. The pool little nudibranch was molested by her REPEATEDLY. The worst is she does not have gloves. She fiddled with the sea cucumber, kept playing with the coral ferns. Basically thought she was invincible. I swear she would have touched the stonefish we saw if it was closer to her. The best part of it all, I showed her the picture of the Crown of Thorns (at Jawa), the joker almost went to touch it before the divemaster smacked her hands away. *roll eyes* Ichthyophobia my foot!!! Don't say I never warn you, Fire corals do pack a mean punch!

I had a opportunity to do a night dive at Sebukong, which was an eye opener. The world down there has a totally different feel when it is night. Somehow the sea urchins are out in full force at that time. Reef crab, pufferfish, sea slug, big nudibranch, sleeping fishes...and plenty more which I can only describe as fishes, big fish, ehh...coloured fish?

I missed out a lot of things too, the leisure divers got attacked by triggers, saw the coneshell, crabs and even shrimps. My instructor saw the shape of a nurse shark when we were at pulau yu (Yu in malay means shark). I want to do a leisure dive, just so I can take my time to check out the little things I missed.

Jet rock and Pulau Yu was the leisure dive we did before we left for Spore. The currents were pretty strong and the visibility was probably abt 4-5m. A totally different experience with such conditons. Really had to play with the bouyancy just to get real close to the reefs without stiring anymore sediments. Just my luck as the divemaster told me that the 2 sites actually have really good visibility if the conditions were right. If you are at Jet Rock, do not touch anything which looks foreign, they use that place for live firing! hahaha!

The journey back was filled with naps, movies, beer, wine and chips. That is life....

I have a nitrogen hangover!!! I need more!!!

(I will upload the pictures when I feel less lazy)

Did you know?

Over a dinner conversation I found out that you can SMS your home phone and receive the SMS as electronic voice mail.

Go try it. Use variations of hahahaha, ha ha ha and etc. See what the computer will generate!

You can see I have very boliao friends.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go....

Under the sea.........

Mac religion

A crack in their faith?

I think not, just want to gain more market shares.

I feel the most important question is .... Can we use the MAC to play PC GAMES?!?!?

Monday, April 03, 2006

Aquaman: Nemesis (edited)

Just so I know how they look like ......
Crown of Thorns


Stone Fish


Trigger Fish


Edited:
aquashorty: tts those tt u find in aquarium, tame like a dog....

Here is the crazy one...Titan Trigger

Prof ASS (Aqua shorty stud) gave me an additional beware.

Cone shells looks pretty, but can be deadly.


Don't need to see how the shark looks like, I know - thanks to hollywood!

Auqaman's side kick aka Aquaping is Ichthyophobia (Fear of Fish).

Balls to tennis...

Tennis is not on my mind this week.

I can't wait for Friday....

Arghh.... FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!!!

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Gab!

Friday, March 31, 2006

Aquaman: Fears

Every superhero has their innermost fears. Something which they hide even deeper than their secret identity. And aquaman's fear is....Dying in the sea (why the hell did I choose to be aquaman). I just feel so unready, don't know why this uneasiness. This went a notch up after a chat with aqua'shorty' (from now on, known as ASS).

ASS: If you see sharks, must tell me. Take photos.
me: Siao...see sharks I will swim away real fast. Probably leave my dive bud as the bait (kidding there ping)
ASS: Just be careful of trigger fish. Got one bit my dive friend before. They are notorious for being aggressive.
me: *jaws drop* (I did a search and you judge for yourself)
ASS: Careful of Crown of thorns starfish....60 secs and bye bye
me: I thought starfish is like spongebob's friend...so friendly (click here)
ASS: I went for a dive, people tell me the site very good....but when I was there, there was stonefish everywhere. I had the worst dive in my life
me: ......

(the above conversation is not quoted word for word)

My instructor said he met a White tip before and he took photos of it. Being a newbie aquaman, I thought he meant some fish....yeah, "some" fish he meant. (Click here)

Plus all the other things you need to remember to do if not some form of injury may happen to you. I mean, getting injured on land is one thing, getting injured underwater, 15m deep is another.

You can only feel my apprehension when you do the course. You will feel inadequtely trained. BUT....I am as excited as hell!

Aquaman: The Beginning

Every superhero needs to start somewhere (My main alterego is still this), even aquaman. I took my baby steps to have 'gills' built in me. Here are some of the significant points in the prologue

I choked the first time I wore the mask. The rubber blocked the passage of my nose, I forgot aquaman breaths only thru his mouth. I choked the time I forgot to clear the water first when I took off the regulator. Can you imagine this in the headlines..."Aquaman dies after choking on mouthful of water"

I have clumsy flipper feet. Kept kicking myself when I swim. I can't walk properly in the swimming pool in them, but then again they are not for walking. Damn those duck feet! And I come to love them after I tried moving in the water without them. I have never realise how painful it was to be a snail.

I stared blankly at the final exam paper, especially when they ask me to use some weird charts to calculate the amount of nitrogen left in my body. What the hell, just give me the 100% oxygen. I want to be high. (maybe I should try faking Decompression sickness when I come up from the dive)

I realise I can never understand what the instructor is trying to handsign to me, but I always seem to understand what he is trying to handsign to some other fellow sea-men. Eg, instructor pointed to low pressure inflator after pointing for a 5 point ascent. I just pumped in the air and floated up, WHEEEeeee. (For your info, you can die if you do that) Actually the instructor wanted to tell us not to use the inflator.

I pee-ed in my wetsuit, keeps me warm! HAHA

I still feel I am not prepared for the sea. Aquaman can't even crawl properly, he is going to walk next week

Of toilet seats

Why do is it that the toilet seat cover must be placed down? Who says it it should be? Why can't it be left up and when you need it, then you place it down. I have a good reason why people should follow my way of toilet etiquette. Follow me on this...

Let me debunk this mystery for all - Guys can't aim properly into the toilet seat during the first few seconds when they pee. That fact is true probably abt 50% of the time. Why? Imagine u take a hose and just turn the tap on. The water just spurts out. The mechanism is not as accurate as the hands, you can't fine tune it so much so that you always have a nice trajactory. There are some other finer details why the exit stream do not always follow the nice path into the toilet bowl, but that is for you to find out.

Secondly, when u pee into the toilet bowl, it is inadvertable that some water get splash out. Not my fault, blame it on the gravitational force.

Why do I grapple on the fact that toilet seats should be left up? This is especially so in the guy's toilet. When the seat is up, we don't have to bother....just unzip and do the deed. Splash away if u can't control your tool too well. When you need to do a biggie, just plonk the seat cover and WOAH....it is cleaner than usual.

Ok, I am just pissed at the guy's toilet over at my IA company...DISGUSTING!!!

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Gills!!!

I decided that walking on land is just too simple for me. After watching 'The Entourage', I come to realise that I am destined to be AQUA MAN! Or as Dav puts it "Sea-man' (for the humourless people - note the pun).

Actually I am no water baby, I am not big into swimming. But I finally signed up to learn diving. This was after the numerous false alarm by Ping. Starting on diving is not an easy task. First, you got to decide which Dive Center you want. There are like TONS of dive centers around. Some sounded dodgy, others don't have a good reputation. So how do you decide? Go ask around for referals I guess?! A big thanks to the man with the connections, he really gave us the final push we needed to go ahead and a good price (Location not too good though).

I am currently in the midst of pool sessions. We had a theory lessons with some physics and maths. p1v1=p2v2 (LOVELY!!!) You got to learn some mind boggling stuff about pressure, density nitrogen level etc etc. It is actually not that difficult, but the lesson was held really late and I was pretty tired.

They say "Careful with .... if not your lung will explode." "You may get decompression sickness leading to a dangerous senario" .....

I am half wandering why the heck I signed on to put myself in such dangers. As my friend puts it, the first time diving, you usually don't see much. You spend more time trying to stay alive.

And the best part of it all....ping aka dive buddy said "Eh, will the fish bite? I am scared of fishes leh, if they come near me I will freak out!" *DEADPANNS* My dear life is in danger.

Breathing constantly thru your mouth is not natural. Takes a while to get used to it. The equipments are darn heavy. Enough of complaining...I will reserve my final reviews after my open sea dive.

Signing off....a worried sea-man

The onslaught continues

Everyone in their life hopes to own a car. A vehicle to drive along the expressways and hear the tires rumble. It is pretty thereputic.

I guess she really believes what I said.


Happy Birthday Anastacia. You are a proud owner of a pink car when you are only 1 year old. (mind you, it is battery powered, not flint stone's method of using the legs)

Ahhh, she also received what every baby needs - a pair of shoes that squeaks. (pink colour too)

By the way, my neice can walk now. I admit it is not the model like walk, but it is fine for now.

Finally...

I was pretty packed (plus lazy) the past week. At long last I have some time to bum (and no anime to watch), I shall update a little.

Had a great time recently at the recent computer fair. Suntech was the GEEKs' HEAVEN for 4 days. I was so excited that I even dreamt of it. I went in with one thing in mind and *drum roll*....
THE IPOD VIDEO (30 gig)

It is a beauty. Black and sleek. So sexy! But left my bank pretty empty. I have been meaning to get one for the longest time to store the tiny music collection I have on my harddisk. I think I should have gotten the 60gig though. And this investment rendered me hall-less for the months when I am doing my IA. All those early mornings to catch the shuttle bus is worth it afterall.

Back to IT fair, I spent about 5 hours walking the place over and over again with different friends. Not many pretty salesgirls around, but the LG cool lady pearched on top of the stairs was a looker. I almost made my friend buy the LCD so we can get a chance to take some pictures. One interesting gadget is the electronic notepad. Use a pen to write on a A5 pad held on a board, the radio wave will transmit the movement and store it as a softcopy. It uses a software to allow users to colour and make additions to the file. For $199, I think lots of teachers will love it.

Such a fair is a love and hate thing. My only advice, if you don't like the crowd and have nothing to buy...don't go. That place was maddness by afternoon. But we all know, deep down in our hearts, we love the IT FAIR!!!

My legs were giving way after the IT fair. Had dinner and went down to One Rochester to chill out with some good friends and lyn. The place rocks, really lovely place to sit down and chill.



Thursday, March 23, 2006

OLD SCHOOL

This was million of years ago....GOSHHHH!!!!

Click here
(for the hardcore...play with the URL to see the other classes and yr)


Some people tell me they can't access it. So I decided to shock you all with the picture itself!








Friday, March 03, 2006

I want, I want, I want I want I want...

Here are some stuff I decided I want to get or do. It is in order of preference and if any kind soul wants to sponsor me, I will be more than glad to accept!

  1. Learn to play tennis, I mean real tennis...not whimsical hits! Sighh....
  2. Ipod Video / Ipod nano (Give me 2 I also don't mind)
  3. Go travelling before the dreaded year 4 comes
  4. Learn how to dive (Who wants to go too?)
  5. Help me on my IA project
  6. Buy a new computer (including printer)

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

EDITED....

Now...the moment u all have been waiting for.

CLICK HERE to voice your hate!!!


I wanted to choose more options, infact abt 3/4 of them all....but they only allow me 6! dammn!


Thursday, February 16, 2006

Thought this was fun

I vaguely remember Johari Window from some lecture I attended in school. I was either not in school or I was asleep.

Here is a simple website which I got from a friend. Check out mine... not much to choose from but who cares.

Do one for yourself and send me a hollar.

The cutest girl I ever met....

Anastacia looking real cute during Chinese New Year. No wonder she got lots of Ang Pows.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

It is the time of the year...

HAPPY V-DAY to all!!!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Bye again

Just a little shout out to Germ.....
Take care and have fun in China. I am sure u will rock them with your attitude and PUNS.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Chinese New Year

What is Chinese New Year (CNY) to you? To me, it is a time of traditions. Timeless practices pass down from generations before me. And I am thankful of that. It is during this time, where I once again get a chance to mingle with my relatives; even those I seldom meet and talk to.

As most people will say, it all start with the reunion dinner. Since my sister's wedding, we have been having this particular dinner few days earlier than usual. This is to accomodate my sister, so she can eat with us and also eat with her in-laws. Dinner was ok, but the location of the table was not too good. We were seated right smack at the entrance. I feel that my personal space is invaded as people flow through the main door. The actual reunion day dinner consist of my mum and me, we went to a japanese restaurant for steamboat and bbq. The food was normal, nothing special and does not justify the bill. But my mum was not willing to cook for just the two of us. We went off to catch 'I am not stupid too'. My mum is a big fan of such productions, not me. Let's just say that the show is not worth $9.50.

New Year's day was just like normal, the way I like it. We visited my grandma (dad's side) before proceeding to my granny's place (mum's side). That is where I stayed for the rest of the day and even the 2nd day. Everyone I know will sooner or later arrive at my granny's place. Food as usual was abundant. Gambling in 2 main forms take place - majong and blackjack.

This year was a little bit special, my granny invited the Lion Dance troupe over to her place. It is suppose to please the Gods and bring good fortune to the house. Her place was a little small for the extravagant dance, so the 'lion' just stood at one corner and do his thing.
This year, lucks not really on my side. Sighh.....anyone wants to donate to my gambling funds? It is not for me to gamble, it is for me to pay my debts.

Finally

I finally got my lazy ass off the bed and decided to transfer some photos I had on my handphone over to my computer. Here are some random shots!!!



Check out that huge ass moutain of butter I found it at the Wisma food court. That is some scary shit. Imagine you have to eat it all up!











See the presents my family had put around the little Christmas tree. I think the count was 100+ presents. You think I am lucky eh, but some of the presents are not for the family and some are wrapped from free gifts my aunts got from their shopping spree. They just feel the need to make the space feel less empty.







I recently went to a very nice chill out place at Depsey Road. It is very near the American embassy. You got to have a car to reach that place, walk at you own risk. The place serves wine from various countries and wine yards.













Here is my favourite, it is my niece celebrating my birthday with me! Look at how cute she is! Those big round eyes and tiny nose.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Quickie

Just a quick update (cause I am too lazy to type and think):

1) I turn 21 recently *beams*. Thanks to all the wishes and presents.
2) I no longer stay in hall. This is in the effort of trying to save some cash. Anyone who wants to donate to me, feel free to contact me.
3) I am doing my Industrial Attachement now, and NO....I am not slacking.
4) My past few weeks pretty much flew past me with nothing eventful! My life is just so boring!
HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!!!

Saturday, January 28, 2006

The downfall

If there are people still checking this blog, u must be wondering where I have gone. Internship (IA) has sucked my life away. I am working for a MNC in Tuas area and my pay sucks. I am in a quality control department which does not relate to IT in anyway. I am there as their vendor for a new program they want. Which means I am on my own with no one to help me.

My job is software base. Building a database, doing the server scripting and front end. After that, I will need to genereate charts, summary etc for them in Excel. Basically the whole damn program is done by me...and me alone. Here is the best part of it all:

1) I cannot use MS Access cause they refuse to pay for it. Infact, I cannot spend a single cent on anything. And they don't currently own any programs I can use.

2) I cannot have the Internet access to do research. Even after requesting base on the project, they still reject me. If I had background knowledge it will not be such a huge blow, but the fact is I never learn server scripting, front end programming and visual basic before. Which means I can only build the database without research.

The supervisor ask me to check the intranet. The intranet of a company which does nothing with Computer programming.....how "smart". Supervisor also told me to check the Help files. If the help files were useful, then the internet for the programming community will not be so big. Sigh

I ended up working after office hours, do my research during the night so I got something to do in the office the following day.

3) The amount of red tape is disgusting. Just install a program in the computer requires me to ask the IT guy, calling IBM (outsource) to do it for me. I did just that, BUT the IBM guy told me the company has reached it quota for installation...."Try again next month" What the hell!!!

I thought seeing the politics and red tape in Police force was enough, this company is even worst. Maybe wanting to go out to work as soon as possible is not too good afterall. Maybe by the end of my IA, I will wither and die.


Thursday, January 19, 2006

It is just any other day

It is just any other day, nothing special.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Happy New Year

I know this is a little late, but better than never.

HAPPY NEW YEAR