IF

If
Rudyard Kipling


If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!

time of your life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time.
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial.
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life

Wrong place, wrong time

I was in the toilet cubicle changing into my tennis shorts for my tennis game in 10mins when my handphone rang.

Then conversation went like this:

Me: Hello!

Ho: Do you have balls?

Me: Balls?....I got crappy balls (The tennis balls was really lousy ones)

*sniggers from the cubicle beside mine*

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Dammn it, I meant TENNIS BALLS not those on me!!!!!

Funny shit

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and

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These 2 clips have got to be the funniest shit I have seen in a few months.

Scarred for life

I saw video clip a friend sent me and I am scarred for life.

I am so distraught after seeing it.

I never thought such a thing is possible.

It was so disturbing.

*Shudders*

Choke

It is funny how a person can choke when it boils down to the game. It comes so subtly that I did not notice till my partner told me.

Tennis is not a simple game. It becomes worst when points matter.

Lazy footwork, heavy legs, scared to hit, not swing fast enough etc....all signs of match fright.

I need to work on my game. A lot lot more work! I am 5 years behind the players interms of match experiences. I am behind in terms of techniques since I picked the game up on my own, honing what I thought was skills but ended up to be bad habits that are darn hard to change.

What are Friends for...

Over msn....

(Conversation was talking abt the loss of tons of music since my hdd crashed till....)

Me: =( Haiz, send me something to cheer me up!

Friend: ..... will like to send u a file "2...".... accept, save as, decline.

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I clicked 'accept' without much checking as I was typing some codes for my project. The file was sent over in no time over the school network.

I decided to play the 'song' I heard and my speakers was on full blast as it was the term break.

Suddenly I heard MOANING. *dead panned* More moaning from a woman who was obviously not in pain but pleasure. It triggered some extinct memory I had of porn....

Immediately I off my speakers and click on Windows media to find... XXX

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me: OEI!!! I ask u to send me music lah!

Friend: I thought u wanted something to cheer u up?

me: MUSIC!!!!!
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Friends.....so HELPFUL!